Monday, March 20, 2017

WolfPak 2017 Planning Begins

On the first day of Spring, the WolfPak begins the planning phase of WolfPak 2017.  This year's trip will not be commencing on the traditional Memorial Day weekend.  We have decided to forego the holiday weekend and embark upon a new journey in the beginning of June.  The dates have been set! The WolfPak's journey will begin June 3rd bright and early departing from Twin River Outfitters on what will be a two-day, one-night journey down the mighty James River.  Although we encounter many challenges:  where to store the plethora of Natty Light, Nick's insistent use of the bailer as a urinal, the all too familiar "you touched it" rule, the guaranteed loss of one camera and Matt visiting with the "neighbors".  While these challenges are daunting, the WolfPak will rally on and keep morale at an all time high with the knowledge that we are free from all outside problems, worries, or cares and that there will always be a cold Natty to comfort you if all else fails.

IMPORTANT RULES TO NOTE:

Section 2.1.1 of the Wolfpak Code also known as the "pinky rule" states if a journey member with the wolfpak loses any appendage the length of Matt's pinky or shorter the trip continues

Section 3.5.1 of the Wolfpak Code clearly states "All Wolfpak Journeys will be documented by photographic stills and video by other members."  Also note Section 3.5.1b "Wolfpak LLC has an ongoing contractual relationship with Lacoste Clothing.  Media of members joining after the inaugural 2010 journey will be handed over for Lacoste to use in their Young Boys of Summer Promotional Brochure."


For more information on the WolfPak 2017 trip, please follow the link below:

2-day/1-night - Buchannan to Alpine


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