Wednesday, May 21, 2014

2014 WolfPak Menu

Ever wonder what 8 men on 4 canoes, alone in the wilderness for 3 nights eat??? The answer:
LOTS OF CHORIZO, 75 to be exact, choices are:  Mexican, Jalapeno, or Argentine Spicy)
The rest of the menu is as follows:

Friday - 5/23/2014
Breakfast: - Will be handled differently depending on which car you are riding in. For example: Thomas' car will probably be McDonald's breakfast washed down by Natty Light

Lunch: - I am assuming the we will grab something before the campground.  Subs or pizza.

Dinner: - Hot dogs and Chorizo will be provided.  Each member can bring any grill-able item to be cooked.  For example, I am bringing a delicious 14oz  Rib-eye steak.

Saturday - 5/24/2014 - RIVER DAY #1
Breakfast - Burger King

Lunch - Chorizo's wrapped in a slightly warmed baguette + Hot Dogs - riverside - need I say more, Simple and Delicious

Dinner - Chipotle Chicken Fajitas ( A subtle spicy marinaded chicken skewers with freshly grilled red and green peppers and sweet onions all wrapped in a soft tortilla or perfectly positioned on a plate)  Chorizo's also available.

Sunday - 5/25/2014 - RIVER DAY #2
Breakfast - Breakfast Burritos (Includes:  Two perfectly seasoned and scrambled eggs mixed with sweet onions, vibrant red and green peppers and a sprinkle of jalapenos to kick it up a notch, topped with gooey melted cheese and placed in a warm tortilla for consumption).  Breakfast burritos are available with chorizo added.

Lunch - Burger King ( Whopper Jr's, Chicken Sandwiches), Also,  Chorizo's wrapped in a slightly warmed baguette + Hot Dogs - riverside - 

Dinner - Hamburgers (Two all beef patties, special sauce - provided by Nick, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun), Hot Dogs, Chorizos and anything left over will be consumed on this night

Monday - 5/26/2014 - RIVER DAY #3
Breakfast - Fluffy Natty Light Pancakes, spiked with a dash of bourbon, because we can.  Cinnamon french toast, lightly buttered and topped with bourbon maple syrup.  Seasoned and seared home-fries will make a guest appearance.  Breakfast Burritos (see breakfast day #2) or Eggs your way will also be available upon request.

Lunch -  Chorizo's wrapped in a slightly warmed baguette + Hot Dogs - riverside - need I say more, Simple and Delicious

Dinner - RED LOBSTER??!?!?!??!?!

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Why Natty Light, The Handshake, and Other Important Discussions...

There might be healthier ways of experiencing the great outdoors but you won't find it here... (Also, the video is way long so you can listen to the song. More of the important conversation is going on after 'The End' but listening to the music is equally enlightening as the conversation you're missing) http://youtu.be/INco4HCWsgo